tobermory's Diaryland Diary

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Now with more fiber!

There have been many, many technological innovations in this world of ours. Why is it that the nice people at Yoplait canít seem to design a top for their yogurt that wonít ejaculate a drop of spooge at me like an overexcited teenage boy when I peel away the top away? Iím tired of wiping spots of dairy product off of: my keyboard, my sweaters, my paperwork, etc. This reminds me a bit of watching Blade Runner during the scene when mascara is coursing down the android cheek of Sean Young (not the teenage ejaculation part, although Iím sure back in the day Sean Young caused quite a few of those tooĖ I was thinking more like the technological advances part). If you have the superior technology to create an almost human android, why not just make one with thick dark lashes so she doesnít have to monkey around with mascara. And why, in the future havenít they come up with a reliable waterproof mascara? Thatís just cruel.

Sorry the entries have been short lately.

Resolution Diary
Exercise yesterday: 1 hour Body Pump class.
Dinner yesterday: leftover meatloaf, 2/3 baked potato with Ďbutterí spread, steamed green beans, 1 glass of red wine, thin slice of pound cake for dessert. Also I skipped my listed snack yesterday Ė no dreaded orange because at snack time I was still full from the salad bar. Iím certainly getting my fair share of fruits vegetables on this diet, and combined with the fiber from the ryecrisps Iíve been umÖ. extra regular if you get what I mean.
Breakfast: coffee w/ milk, small can V8, lite yogurt.
Lunch: 1 packet tuna, 6 ryecrisps, single serve cup of cottage cheese, apple. Then I was Ďbadí and had 6 Now & Later taffy squares. Curses to the person who brought in very leftover Halloween candy Ė not only is it fattening but at this point itís hazardous to my dental work!
Snack: yesterdayís orange.
Reading: I finished the Sue Miller book and Iím hoping I have something light and chick lit-y next. I picked up something at the library that had an appropriately bright cutesy cover and I think I recognized the authorís name from a book Iíd previously read. I need something light that doesnít require much thought right now.

3:07 p.m. - 2006-01-24

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