tobermory's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- textingo Since I am part of the family in the family business in which I work, I have been deemed trustworthy enough to handle the money. Not just the checks, but the cold hard cash. This comes from many places: money from the pop and snack machines (thankfully in the other building far, far away from me), employee purchases, postage reimbursement, and Fed Ex reimbursements. I received some Fed Ex money this morning and as I was putting it away in the petty cash drawer I noticed that some tool had written on the back of a $1 bill, “hot digity MEGAN U R HOTT.” Oh boy! I know it’s true love when my man-boy risks federal offense in defacing government property to declare his undying lurve for me in text-message lingo on the back of a $1 bill. Note to Megan - personally I’d take nothing less than a Benjamin. A $1 bill doesn’t reflect your true worth and hotness and is, in fact, somewhat of an insult. A $1 bill says, “MEGAN! U R HOTT, but not HOTT ENUF 4 the big BUX.” Ok – I’m off to the land of cheese and beer and all other things good for a whole week. I am bringing my laptop and even if I don’t post from the farm I’ll dutifully keep track of everything that goes in my mouth and whatever exercise I do to keep it from landing on my hips. Breakfast: Crispix, yogurt. 2:00 p.m. - 2007-08-31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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