tobermory's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nattering So, the Seasonale is finished for the three month dose/pack – now I have my Fall Period! Seasonal periods – yay! I needed to buy some Feminine Protection and my brand of choice is Playtex regular unscented tampons. I think I’ve nattered on at length about the squick of putting something up into my junk that smells like a dryer sheet -it just can’t be good and I avoid doing it at all costs. For some reason the only unscented Playtex were labeled as Sport Tampons – maybe in the three months since I last bought them there has been some sort of marketing concept that sporty women don’t like flowery smelling vajayjays. Anyway – I didn’t really care as long as they were the right kind, which they are. But - there’s always a but - I am most amused by the sporty girl-positive slogans on the individual wrappers like, You’re a take-charge kind of girl! and Go for your personal best! My personal best at what – tampon wearing? I don’t get it. I picked up my race packet for the Lincolnwood Turkey Trot 5k last night and the shirt is the fugliest thing I’ve seen in some time. It’s baby poop brown (festive fall foliage colors!) and has a caricature of a tired turkey that has just run a race. They spent a lot of money on these shirts too – the turkey is in multiple colors and in silkscreening lots of colors = big bucks. Sad that they laid out all that money because I will never wear this shirt and if I had to run the race in the shirt I might just think about sleeping in this Sunday – it’s that ugly. Today: 3:40 p.m. - 2007-11-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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