tobermory's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now with more fiber! There have been many, many technological innovations in this world of ours. Why is it that the nice people at Yoplait can�t seem to design a top for their yogurt that won�t ejaculate a drop of spooge at me like an overexcited teenage boy when I peel away the top away? I�m tired of wiping spots of dairy product off of: my keyboard, my sweaters, my paperwork, etc. This reminds me a bit of watching Blade Runner during the scene when mascara is coursing down the android cheek of Sean Young (not the teenage ejaculation part, although I�m sure back in the day Sean Young caused quite a few of those too� I was thinking more like the technological advances part). If you have the superior technology to create an almost human android, why not just make one with thick dark lashes so she doesn�t have to monkey around with mascara. And why, in the future haven�t they come up with a reliable waterproof mascara? That�s just cruel. Sorry the entries have been short lately. Resolution Diary 3:07 p.m. - 2006-01-24 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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